|Children Make Terrible Pets by Peter Brown|
Meet Lucy. (a bear) Meet Lucy's pet. (a boy)
She calls him Squeaker. Lucy and Squeaker have the
best day ever. Until things start to go wrong...
Do children make terrible pets? What do you think?
|An Annoying ABC by Barbara Bottner|
When Adelaide annoys Bailey, she sets off a chain reaction
of bad behavior among her classmates. Soon Flora is fuming,
Kirby is kicking, Petunia is pestering, Todd is tumbling,
and Winthrop is weeping!
What will it take to fix this ABC catastrophe? Readers will be
amazed to see what happens when Adelaide...apologizes.
|Samantha on a Roll by Linda Ashman|
"No Samantha. Not today. Please go put those skates away.
You're still too small. You don't know how! I can't help you-not right now."
But Samantha can't wait to try her brand-new roller skates. While
Mama tends to other things, Sammy straps them on. First, she glides down
the hallway. Then she tries the sidewalk. Next she ventures a bit farther
down the street. She's doing great. But when she finds herself cresting
Hawthorn Hill, it's too late to stop-in fact, she can't! Samantha is on a roll.
|M.O.M. (Mom operating Manual) by Doreen Cronin|
Mom/mam, mem/n. (homosabius momius)
1. a. a female parent; b. a lady of authority; c. utterer of "because I say so"
2. a complex machine who runs full speed on little fuel and almost no sleep whatsoever
also Wonder Woman.
Take care of Mom and she'll take care of you.